Edition sets for the moments that deserve more than a card. Six tubs in a dry ice cooler, every tub with its own line.
R540 a set. Delivered cold, gift ready.
For the sleepless, sticky, happy tired first months. A push present or a thinking of you drop off.
Baby's finally asleep. Mama, go!
Slept 3 hours. Still fudging it.
Fed, burped and berry tired.
Candles optional. Spoon essential. A birthday joke on every flavour.
Happy birthday. You're berry old.
Another year older? Oh fudge.
Calories don't count on your birth day.
For the colleague who carried the quarter, survived the restructure or simply replied all one time too many.
This could have been an email.
Per my last spoon.
Reply all: no.
For people who share their home with a small, judgemental roommate who never pays rent.
Reminder: your cat's tongue is not a spoon. We've been over this.
Cats hate citrus. More for you 🍋
Nine lives. Zero sharing. House rules 🐾
For the new chapter. You kept the good spoons, now keep the whole tub.
Custody of the chocolate. Non-negotiable.
The marriage crumbled. The cookies didn't.
Who got the Tupperware? Who cares, you got mango 🥭
Party of one, tub of one. No sharing required, no explaining either.
Your ex asked for another chance. Man, go. Bye now 👋
Let's be honest, your ex was so vanilla. You deserve sprinkles.
Unlike your ex, this always shows up 🍦
It's complicated. This isn't. For the one who is not your partner but also not not your partner. The ice cream, at least, is committed.
Left on read? This tub replies instantly 💬
Mixed signals? Mixed berry. At least this is honest.
Emotionally available: this tub. Not them 🍦
A new baby, a promotion, a birthday, a breakup, a bad week or a good one.
The line fits the flavour, so Mango says Mama, go! and Fudge says Oh fudge.
Straight from our freezer to their front door, packed in dry ice.